Hire questionable heroes. Get disgustingly rich.
Yours is the guild adventurers join when every other guild has turned them down. Send heroes into dungeons, watch the loot roll in, and climb from a rat-infested cellar all the way to unionizing the Astral Plane. An idle game that runs right in your browser — no app, no ads, no subscription.
One-time purchase · No subscription · Plays in any browser · Works offline
Recruit heroes to auto-run each dungeon, then watch the copper, silver, gold, and platinum pile up.
From The Rat Cellar to Astral Plane Local 401. Each dungeon pays more than the last — and the running joke escalates from sewer rats all the way to cosmic bureaucracy.
Recruit managers who auto-run your dungeons so you can stop clicking — each with their own terrible attitude. Your accountant is auditing a Lich King's soul ledger. It's fine.
Earn copper, silver, gold, and platinum — ten of each makes the next, just like at the table. Watch your haul grow from a handful of copper to towers of platinum.
Your heroes keep working when the tab is closed. Come back to a fatter coffer and a "while you were away" payout every time.
Retire your guild for permanent Renown bonuses, then found a richer one. The prestige loop that turns "fun for a bit" into "one more run."
One HTML file you own outright. No account, no login, no data collection. Your guild saves right in your own browser.
One-time purchase · No subscription · No account needed
One-time payment · Download the HTML file · Play in any browser
Click a dungeon to send your heroes in and collect the loot. Recruit a hero to auto-run it so you can stop clicking, buy more dungeons to climb the tiers, and retire your guild for permanent Renown bonuses. Try the free demo to get the feel.
Yes. Once the file is open it needs no internet, and it runs in any modern browser — Chrome, Edge, Firefox, Safari — on both desktop and mobile.
Automatically, in your browser's local storage — nothing is uploaded anywhere. Play from the same device and browser to keep your guild going.
No account, no login, no email signup to play. After purchase you download a single HTML file that's yours to keep.
Because it's an instant digital download, all sales are final — which is exactly why there's a free demo. Play it first, then decide.